Comments on: Weird Things My Girlfriend Does And I’m Afraid Other Women Do Too

By: vogue cigarettes

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By: Barbara

Barbara — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 19:11:14 +0000

I have to admit that I read the first weird thing… I even teared of laugh. I do that, A LOT. I find it relaxing, but still don't know why, sorry! (Juuuuust wondering… by any chance, does she balance the "flamingo leg" a bit? I'd be glad I'm not the only one! haha )

I'm guilty of 1, 3, 5 and 8!

About number 8, I've been clumsy since I was a kid, but I've "learned how to fall" trying to use "ninja moves". Truth is I still fall but at least my boyfriend cracks up on my tries, and so do I- But when I succeed I feel like a ninja-neo-cat-super-woah!

Oooh, snacks… Yes I mix some weird things, problem is that I eat just a little of everything, so I end up with different half-eaten bags for days that probably some other day I won't even want to look at…

And the hair, oh the hair… I have reeeeeeeeeeeally long straight hair that likes to go everywhere (and by long I mean that it easily reaches my knees…), but I'm always sure ofcollecting it from the carpet, the bathroom and clothes, I used to tell my sister I could make a pet with it, or a nice wig
I agree to Pammygirl's question, why would he loose my hair so often (although he complains about his own hair getting in his eyes and mouth…) and also throw the band to the other side of the room, even if it becomes a mess and we end up entangled in it?

And hey! I just found the page, and I'm glad I did! I've laughed and learnt a lot. I'll probably drop by frequently now
Thank you!

By: findingravity

findingravity — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 02:09:54 +0000

My boyfriend, Blake, and I were just discussing 5 a few days ago.

When he's hungry, he's like…hmm…bag of chips

When I'm hungry I'm like…apple, a few crackers, cold left over pizza, dill pickle, yogurt…are those chips? Can I have some?

I wish I had an answer for this one haha!

By: Pammygirl

Pammygirl — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:28:51 +0000

So the hair thing… trot down to Bed, Bath and Beyond and pick up the smallest colander known to mankind. Place over the drain and it catches all the hair (and I mean ALL the hair). Of course now someone has to clean that puppy out on a regular basis but at least it won't be left around the tub or clogging the drain.
I've eaten tuna out of a can but more often than not I'll eat cold Chunky soup out of can. Everyone in my family does this, men and women.

I will spend the time (and since I have a lot of hair it is a considerable amount of time) drying and styling my hair, only to put it up in a ponytail halfway through the morning. There is absolutely no reason for this.

So here is my question for you: how come when I was getting busy a few weeks ago, the guy pulled my hair out of the ponytail? My hair kept getting in the way (in my mouth and my eyes and was just a pain) so I tried to put it back in the ponytail but he threw the elastic on the other side of the room. What's up with that?

By: Jimmy Jacob

Jimmy Jacob — Thu, 31 May 2012 13:52:20 +0000

Thanks for explaining the sexting—I think I might get rid of my cable for less distractions when I got home. The boob tube is just way too addictive at times.

Thanks for the comment "sexting tease."

By: Jimmy Jacob

Jimmy Jacob — Thu, 31 May 2012 13:49:58 +0000

Wow Veronica!

Thanks for the dissecting each question, now I think you ALL are nuts! (Just Kidding)

Glad to know she's not a total f*cking weirdo.

Thanks for the comments and don't be a stranger!

By: Jimmy Jacob

Jimmy Jacob — Thu, 31 May 2012 13:48:39 +0000

Women got some weird taste buds…that's all I gotta say!

By: Kat

Kat — Thu, 31 May 2012 00:51:24 +0000

That is one of the most adorable things I have read in a long time.~

By: according2jewls

according2jewls — Wed, 30 May 2012 23:13:22 +0000

I'm guilty of 1, 3, and 5. I'm too lazy to hand wash dishes (thank you dishwasher) and I don't skip…anywhere! I don't leave short hairs though my long ass hair has been known to clog a drain or two (I shed I can't help it!) I have an INSANE mop of thick curly hair that I REFUSE to straighten because it's freaking pointless and takes FOREVER.

I'm with sassy on the sexting. While I normally follow through sometimes things get in the way or we secretly want you to swoop in and say, "Oh hell no…you can DVR that! You turned me on so much today I HAVE to have you NOW!" cause we like that…a lot.

By: Sassy Divorcee

Sassy Divorcee — Wed, 30 May 2012 20:08:31 +0000

Your fears are correct I'm afraid. At least in part — I am guilty of 3, 7, 9 and even 8! Except I actually have been known to skip in public too — I just find its faster and more efficient.

The only help I can offer is in the past when I've sent sexy txts during the day, I really did mean to do those dirty things I described…then the rest of life got in the way and I got so exhausted i would just forget. Best laid plans…pun intended.
As always, enjoyed your post!